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Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:39:06

amieeee first eee comment dilam.........MAS sir is 2 fast 2 furious........45 mins eee 5 ta formula diseee......abr koe shesh korte parle aro syllabus barabe........aree dekha jak 10 bochoreo shesh korte pare naki ai speed nia.......

 

Tawhid -Officer Assistant

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:14:18

Fist of da officer to give comments! Iftekhar sir beshi boss!Onek moja kore onek free and tells us good jokes!Hezz da man while no1 can!He can do it!Everyone plz vote 4 Iftekhar sir!Hezz ma fav teacher!Lyk him alot!

 

Xx AsHik xX - Officer Of The Site

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:48:58

Ami Jodi Honestly boli then seriously ess thaka ami shobcha naziat ra basi hate pori...... sha ki teacher naki amago ma hoita chai ja amara koi tumi ar loga mishba ar loga mishba na ///// SHE SUXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

 

Faisal

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:10:41

If you appear in civil service, they will ask you: “what will you do when a barking dog comes to you?” You should walk slowly. If you run, then it will run after you. Ei bhabe toh ar chemistry pora jaabe na.
Anyway, I can finish organic chemistry in 2 classes but I don’t do it so that you don’t suffer. In chemistry, all students can get A. Same physics, same mathematics. If you are determined then you can appear in 6 subjects at a time and get A’s.
Coming back to organic chemistry………………..a gas becomes a balti. Ethene (a gas) becomes polyethene (a balti). Bua balti niye dorai. But we cannot make it happen (making a gas a balti) because we don’t have the technology. Why don’t we have it? Because I did not read, my father did not read. That is why you should read. Bashai giye shudhu internet e boshe thakle hobe na. porte hobe. Amra bangladeshe ki kori? We are burning everything. Methane, ethane, butane, octane, etc.
I’ve seen the boys………………..of ESS………………..they go to Dhanmondi Lake……………and smoke……………..cigarettes …………………and take gaaja. Cigarette tumi kokhon khaba? Jokhon nijer bashai sofar upor boshe thakba. Walking and smoking, you get cancer.
Garments…………….ordinary workers are working. Shikhar kichu nai. We exploit workers. They die, we don’t. They work from morning to midnight. They smile and work for 700 taka. Amra bua ke latthi mari, driver ke latthi mari, darwan ke latthi mari. We have no respect for people. This cannot happen in advanced country. See their lifestyle. That is why you should read.
Bashai giye hath gutai boshe thakle hobe na. You have to see the question paper. I go very slow because you don’t understand. In the class, I am normal. You don’t know what I did last night. I have nothing to say, but I still say because I understand the value of education. You have to understand also. That is why you should read.


***Actual Nurul Islam lecture from an O level organic chemistry class.

 

Faisal

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:13:05

classic nuru bhai dialogue..if u need more of dese then just contact me:P

 

Xx AsHik xX - Officer Of The Site

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:17:42

ai halar puttt SF amak kono karon charai punishment disa... khankir pola ta amak 500 words ar essay likhta disa...... icche kortasa aka maira falai.... kao ato ato ato harami hoita para..... :@:@:@:@

 

MANSOOR ALAM (london-x..teacher)

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:13:19

ami ar ki bolbo...3 bosor ess e techari korsi...koto polapan amar hate gese...ekhon amre keo mone rakhena ....ekhono single roisi..samner bosor deshe asmu...aisha abar chance pile ess e join korum...purana khota bhulte parina...tai request tomago kase amar namta web side a sabi soho(wth photo)dio...mone shanti pamu..thnks aasik amre chance dear jonno...tumi ageo amar prio satro asila....ekhon best friend hola..bhla thko

 

Ali

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:04:18

i m very upset coz Abdullah bit off my dick,need a dick if any1 can supply den contact my number

 

Xx Ashik xX - Officer Of The Site

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:21:44

IFH Sir,

Iftaker sir ekta bosss public....... jamon realistic tamon ei joss porai... :D:D

 

Tawhid-Officer of The Site

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:27:00

SF Sir,

Shams Faruque sir akta poet!Jotil poem banai and with meanings!But he gives very hard lessons!I dont understand why did he join ESS as a teacher!He could become a famous poet!

 

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 04:55:50

SF sir aske (4/8/08) pluto te kamrul,sabbir r arekta chele ke 1200 words er essay lekte diseee...lolz....coz they were bunking the class...it was a proxy class of MATHS B,MAS..........

ESS-Polapains Rox......

 

Rafi

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:34:44

wel i m realy pissed at Sf mani Shams Faruqe Sir.....fokir shala amare 1000 words er essay lekte dise...ki mone kore nigere....abr bole aita to normal stage...pore aro barbe...watever abr jodi de shalar tahole kbr ase...((((Shams Faruque))))SuCkzzzzzzz

 

MANSOOR ALA

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:20:32

MY DEAR FRIEND..~ITTEFA SAMI~
THANKING U FOR ADDING ME IN UR ESS POLAPAIN WEBSIDE...N I REALLY HAPPY TO SEE ME IN LEGENDARY TEACGER'S SECTION...ITS MY PLEASURE N HONOUR...I M FORWARDING MY REGARDS TO ALL OF MY BELOVED ESS STUDENTS...N WISHING U A GOOD FUTURE....THNKS...
UR LOVING FRIEND
MANSOOR Alam
London-uk

 

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:48:02

shams sir ar to poet ar doctor hoa dorkar.he is a poet kam doctor

 

Salman

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:16:56

"This is not a good time,
For you to do a crime"

Sir please stop your faltu rhyme.

Jaie hok tomra to tao bhalo aso. SF mane Shams Faruqe, oi ..... amader class teacher.
Bhaire kono nota nai barta nai khali khali amgo captainre 1000 words likhte dise.

R amader classe ekta pola mane bhai ase nam Samin. Oye fail marse. dine koita class kore thik nai. R proti trans. class Shams er boka khai.

Faltu rhyme. ja paye tai banai.
Bhai er che bhalo amra poem banai.

SF ....................
(i'm not putting in anything but yau can).

 

Tasif

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:39:35

hey guys how r the teacherd of new sec, u seem that u lyked the teachers

 

Asif

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:14:24

Like the teachers in Class 7 this time r good.But seriously Mamun sir needs to cool down sometime because I think he may explode someday in anger.

 

Destructo Unleashed

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:30:28

shala nurul khankir maere chudi ami!!!!!

 

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Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:30:58

LOl U got a nice point!!!

 

Reply TO - Destructo Unleashed

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:57:59

hey tumi nurur ma k ken chudba? tomar dhon ki atoi choto ja shes pash tomar grandmother size ar ekta woman k tumi chodta chao :P

 

Destructo Unleashed

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:51:49

ektu chotoi hoia gase......... tel dia ektu malish korte hoibo

 

Ashik Khan

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:52:14

MOH ar NFA khankir pola todar ma ki todar ra dud dai nai............. baingchot.........todar bap ra tora chodos............magir jat........

 

Reply To - Ashik Khan

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:31:26

Hey Ashik Khan
Tui toh dekhi bhalo korao galagali korta paros. Porashonao O jamon dhabba tamon korao toh dekhi tui galagali ta dhabba... baingchod hoila kemna abar magir jat hoi??? Ekbar porush [male] gali abar mohila [femaile] gali.. lolz ar laigai toh tumi miya eng.lang. a kisu paro na.....hala... toka jai din pamu kutta-r moto koira mitamu... tor samin [class 9 ar chodano polapains] go bak up ra chudanor time nai!!!

bhalo thakis...

 

XxIMRANxX

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:19:32

KM--It means khanki magi...but shotti k keo mene nite chy na...everybody calls her kanis...but the universal truth is dat...'K'stands for khanki...!amar ja mone hoy..oi khankire burii boyoshe chodon dite hobe..!!nahole o thik hobe na..!!!Saaali Khanki..!!!

 

Xx AsHiK xX

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 07:22:44

Hey Imran In My Point Of View KM Miss Is Really Nice Teacher. She Really Teaches Well. So, It's Better If You Stop Commenting In This Way About Her.

 

IMRAN

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:49:43

Oi ashik moderchod,ami jar bapare iccha comment korum...tor ki ashe jae?

 

MR.UKNOWN

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:25:51

Well recently...in class 8...section-pluto....a boy named sakib mannan has been punished by SF sir...and this time it was a good one....SF sir told sakib to make a drama and in every week sir told sakib to submit a essay of 500 words...and also said tht it will be a series of essays....lolz...and was told to submit at sunday [11/01/2009]...bt sakib was absent tht day...n also monday,tuesday n wednesday....n SF sir has been searching him for sme time...n now i think he is dead when he comes to school...may b he will get the grand finale from SF sir....

Another news have been heard tht....a boy from mars was also punished by SF sir n sir told him to make a book...lolz...n also said tht...after writing a book...it should be published at the boi mela....lets see wht happens next....

i will be publishing more of this soon...

MR.UNKNOWN..

 

Asif

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:32:33

Bhaijanera....ami ekhane dekhtesi maximum polapin 8th grader....listen dudes....i hav sth 2 say bout sum o' the teachers....atleast my point o' view.
@MAS: halar hath r jibono peter niche nambe na....halar hala......onko koraite koraite amader jaan khaya felse.
@IA: many 8th graders now didnt saw him....th most QWORST o the tachers of ESS...halare bad diye dise
IA bepare kono kisu jante hole j kono 9 r polar loge dekha koiro.....nahole amr shathei koiro.
@KM: according 2 sum polapins....the hottest teacher in ESS. I dunno...i dnt find her tht attractive
@SF: sir bhalo....majhe majhe beshi overreact kore essay dey....bt sir bhalo....amra sir r shathe bhalo bhabe thaksi....sir o amader ador korsen.
@DKR: the best sir in the whole ESS o'lvls building.......sir bhalo porai.....sir bhalo maths bujhai....the main prb tht ppl dont like him is tht uni khub beshi char dey nd dudes take tht opportunity nd disturb tht whole class.....i dunno bout gawhar sir....ami unar student chilam na....bt according to me....DKR sir k shanti moto porate dile.....there is no way tht the sum wnt get in to ur HEAD.
@ASD: to b precise....halai...."Chosha Aam"
@MJ: djurr halai matha khai beshi....kisu bujhi na sir r class e.
@SPA: bhalo sir....no comments actually.....bt keo bhai unar class e bunk tunk koiro na....coz uni ja porai ta bhai srsly khub kajer.....nd whole life kaje lagbe.
@TKP: halai hudai aise skul e.....8th graders....sir re bhalo bhabe pochao bt dnt 4gt to take the lessons in ur head......sir 8 e bhalo porai na bt 9 e kaje lage.
@JS: bhalo.....bhalo porai.
@NIR: sir bhalo......to be srs......chemistry te A paite hole sir r class e srs hou.
@PKR: halai ajaira.....hudai..."Plsss"......halar banglai toh thik na...........chemical sanze.......halar hala.
@PNI: 1 kothai prokash......GANJA
@ABD: stupid duffer..hala......halar lojja nai.....Afsana miss r shamne wasi re bole " amr bhai tomar bhai chudir bhai chudir bhai slogan tumi banaiso naki.....hala achoda....bt he teaches well.
@SR: mentally nd physically retarded.....
I thnk dat will do to giv u a brief intro.

 

Ridwan

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:28:07

i will give u the syllabus but after the exam (who it is)

 

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:11:12

Raihan sir..hala sharadin kuttar moto putkir pise laiga thake....khali BhOu BHoU kortese toh kortese.....baal

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:15:54

i have heard tht a mama saw ryan sir and the admin miss who has short hair making out!!! i was quite shocked by hearing the news!!!oi miss er abr bachaa ase

joubon mohila aishob kam kore shali!!!

 

Suffering from Biology Class

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:44:13

Well... I and many others r sufferin in Bio (SR) class. He is aged and must retire. And also I heard that PNI said SR naki emnetei ESSe ase, Khalikhali.

 

chesra fokir

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 06:39:29

Niranjan sir akta cheese,boss akta teacher,he also has facebook!!He is one of the best teachers of ESS according to me!!Wat do u say guys??

 

MR.UNKNOWN

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:17:30

ess ee to shobaii amra jani i guess je tkp,spa ar ifh sir chairee penfield toirii korsee jeita lalmatia te obosthito,the gud newz for the ess students is tht ess onek valo akta come bak korse as in 14 tar moton teacher join korse notun..bkb sir seniour brunch ee shift hoisee..physics er saikul sir join korse..arroo koekta teacher join korse as in DR.hamid..proddutt..etc..

 

DesturCtion UinlEashed

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:07:23

Ahemzz ESS r TeAchz Ra ..... kIsu BolaR Nae
IFH~BOSSSSSSS EKTA SIR
NIR~BOSS EKTA SIR BT SMTYMZ ChEITA GELE KHARAP HOIA JAI
NURU~SHALA GAY CHODA HALAI KLASS E GANJA LOIA KTHA KOITE KOITEI KATAI BAINCHOD
SF~CHUDIA..BT SIR MANUSH HISHABE ONK BHALO
KM~SEXC MAGIIIIII
MH~LOLZ HALAR PUTKI TE PROTIDIN KISU NA KISU LAIGGA THAKE
DKR~MANUSH BHALO BT ONK FAST(U KNW WAT I MEAN)
SR~NO CMMNTZ...GHUM PARAI DAI...SIR ONK BHALO
SA~MISS MANUSH BHALO BT MAJHE MAJHE PAGOOL HOIA JAI
N NW KOMES DA MAIN EVENT.....hheehe

CHUDIR PO RAIHAN R BACCHA HALAR POO R KUNO KAM NAE BOURE CHUDTE NA PAIRA AMGO UPOR CHECHAI SALA BAINCHOD R GUSTI CHODA

PKR~PERSONALLY SHE EKTA BONCHITO HOMO
WR~DUI BAR CA FAIL MARSE ABR ACCNTIN SHIKAHI
AD~NIC SIR

DATZ BOUT IT
DESTURCTION SIGNIN OUT~CHEERZ~TCZ OL

 

pReDeTor

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 08:08:36

Here I go...........
IFH~ROKXXXXXX
NIR~ROXXXX
NFA~SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MOH~SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MH~SALAR PO EKTA HE SUXXXXX
TKP~BOSSSS OF PHYSICS
DKR~HE SHULD B IN 2 FAST N THE FURIOUS(U KNW WAT I MEAN)
AD~NIC TEACH
WR~SUXXX BIG TYM
NURU~SHALA GANJA CHODA
DATZ IT
PREDETOR Signin Out~cheerz~

 

angelic demon

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:36:46

it's so sharmin miss of cls 5. she always keeps on saying-'dine dine beyadob hoye jachchhe!' miss, amader beyadob howa shesh hoy na!and she hates me. great!

 



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